
5/5 · 2025
Marty Supreme
Why did I get blueballed by orange balls?!? Yeah, this blew me away. Propulsive, energetic filmmaking that lights you up inside. There's something special here with the way that...
Published 29 December 2025
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5/5 · 2025
Why did I get blueballed by orange balls?!? Yeah, this blew me away. Propulsive, energetic filmmaking that lights you up inside. There's something special here with the way that...
Published 29 December 2025
4/5 · 2025
Many, many, many thoughts on this. The sheer technical craft on offer in these movies is second to none. Many will cite the CGI and the incomparable visual effects (as they shou...
Published 25 December 2025

4.5/5 · 2025
London Film Festival Film 16 I just have to talk about the experience I had watching this because, oh my goodness. I was lucky enough to get a ticket to the UK premiere of Hamne...
Published 23 October 2025

4.5/5 · 2025
London Film Festival Film 18 I'm not sure anybody is exploring human emotions on such a profoundly unique, internal, intimate level as well as Joaquin Trier is. Sentimental Valu...
Published 23 October 2025

3.5/5 · 2025
London Film Festival Film 15 Ok, here we go. My hot take, I guess. The reactions to this film, I feel, represent the climate that we’re in politically right now. This idea that—...
Published 20 October 2025

4/5 · 2025
London Film Festival Film 5 As I left the screening of Father Mother Sister Brother I heard so much murmuring of people completely underwhelmed with this film. Not satisfied, a...
Published 9 October 2025

4.5/5 · 2025
London Film Festival Film 3 “Young, dumb, and full of Christ” Rian Johnson is back with yet another mystery (he never really went away for those who watch Poker Face). With yet...
Published 9 October 2025

4/5 · 2025
Was utterly shocked by how much I enjoyed this. Having not been a massive fan of the What If...? episode upon first viewing, and going back to that episode before this and think...
Published 7 October 2025

5/5 · 2025
I was incredibly lucky to get to see this the way it was intended in glorious VistaVision. The way this screening was treated was honestly really cool. The clear love for films...
Published 1 October 2025

4/5 · 2025
It’s a metaphor for capitalism. Man I’m exhausted after watching this. Honestly, was a little shocked at the glowing reviews going into this, the first ten minutes felt like I w...
Published 9 September 2025

4/5 · 2025
Going into this film, either due to its marketing or the public perception that I’ve seen, I fully was expecting this to be Ari Aster’s commentary on left vs right politics, and...
Published 22 August 2025

3.5/5 · 2025
EIFF Film 6 A film which not only wears it’s influences on it’s sleeve but seems to be a love letter to said influences (made only the more apparent by the end with special than...
Published 20 August 2025

3.5/5 · 2025
EIFF Film 7 This film started off with an introduction, which was incredible brief. Ondine Viñao, the director, said this movie is "where Aesop's fable meets a 4chan meme”. I al...
Published 20 August 2025

4.5/5 · 2025
EIFF Film 5 Blue Film really challenges you with its content, and whether or not you’re able to detach yourself from said content to judge the film and arguments being presented...
Published 19 August 2025

4.5/5 · 2025
I got a lot out of this film. It’s no Past Lives, sure, but that’s because it’s its own thing. And I swear if I hear broke boy propaganda another time I’m gonna scream. Did you...
Published 13 August 2025

3.5/5 · 2025
The Fantastic Four’s arrival into the MCU is certainly a first step, if only it had the courage to take a few more. I had a smile beaming on my face the entire runtime of this f...
Published 25 July 2025

3.5/5 · 2025
I’ll get this out the way, I’m feeling very conflicted about this film, and definitely need a second watch to cement my feelings. This is a comic book movie through and through,...
Published 13 July 2025

4/5 · 2025
What's always been impressive about this franchise, or rather, refreshing, was it's use of using a horrifying concept, and world filled with atrocities to explore humanity. Each...
Published 23 June 2025

4.5/5 · 2025
I mean this in the most earnest, nonderogatory way, but child me would've loved this. This isn't to say that I didn't, but it's a film I would've obsessed over as a child. In my...
Published 23 June 2025

4.5/5 · 1995
"I always think that I'm still this 13year old boy that doesn't really know how to be an adult, pretending to live my life, taking notes for when I'll really have to do it" I fe...
Published 17 June 2025

3/5 · 2025
I’m finding it really hard to rate this movie, because I’m drawn between rating the actual quality of the film that I just witnessed, and rating it based on the fact that it is...
Published 11 June 2025

2.5/5 · 2025
If this is the end of the Mission: Impossible franchise, it sadly is ending with a wimper instead of a roar. It's a real shame that this is plagued by the issues it has, as some...
Published 26 May 2025

4/5 · 2025
The MCU is back! Well at least that's what everybody's saying. I'm getting tired of this back and forth of the masses only being able to think in black and white. Marvel Studios...
Published 3 May 2025

4.5/5 · 2025
I've been a fan of Coogler's work within the MCU, it's felt like he's always had a uniquely refreshing take to blockbusters, like there's been a vision to his work despite being...
Published 20 April 2025