1.5/5 · 2007
Spider-Man 3
“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye” Ok I fully went into this movie expecting a train wreck, due to public perception of the film and just the general track record of how I’ve...
Published 8 December 2021
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1.5/5 · 2007
“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye” Ok I fully went into this movie expecting a train wreck, due to public perception of the film and just the general track record of how I’ve...
Published 8 December 2021
3/5 · 2004
SpiderMan 2 is a vast improvement over its predecessor but claiming this is alongside The Dark Knight as objectively incredible CMBs is baffling. This isn’t the masterpiece so m...
Published 3 December 2021
4/5 · 2021
(I don’t normally log series on here but as this is a remake of Bergman’s film I believe it’s intention was to be watched as a film) So I’m currently in my stressful exam period...
Published 29 November 2021
3.5/5 · 2021
Eternals marks the 30th project that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and promised to deliver something we’ve never seen before from Marvel. Helmed by Chloé Zhao, an...
Published 14 November 2021
5/5 · 2021
“Fear is the mind killer.” Once every few decades we’re graced with a epic, aweinspiring scifi/fantasy masterpiece like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings, Dune is the next great to...
Published 26 October 2021
1/5 · 2021
If I took one thing away from this film, it’s that anyone can write a Hollywood blockbuster even a 4yearold child. The writing in this film is on another level of bad. The first...
Published 21 October 2021
3.5/5 · 2021
London Film Festival Watch 6 Joel Coen’s first solo outing as a director makes for one of the most visually striking films ever put to the big screen. Every single frame is perf...
Published 19 October 2021
4/5 · 2021
London Film Festival Watch 5 The unofficial prequel to Pixar’s Cars. Shocked is putting it lightly. Titane is a grotesque, insane trip of a film that deserves to be seen on the...
Published 18 October 2021
4/5 · 2021
London Film Festival Watch 4 Jane Campion’s The Power of the Dog is a slow methodical examination of character dynamics set in the Midwest in the 1920s. It follows Phil Burbank,...
Published 15 October 2021
5/5 · 2021
London Film Festival Watch 3 I’m blown away. Wes Anderson’s The French Dispatch is the director operating at full Wes Anderson and I adored it. In Anderson’s prolific filmograph...
Published 12 October 2021
2.5/5 · 2021
London Film Festival Watch 2 Edgar Wright's first foray into psychological horror leaves a lot to be desired, despite technically being some of the bestlooking work he's put out...
Published 10 October 2021
4.5/5 · 2021
London Film Festival Watch 1 “A fable based on a true tragedy." Spencer is a biopic, but it's a biopic in the way that only Pablo Larraín can make. The film fully integrates you...
Published 8 October 2021
3.5/5 · 2021
The Guilty is an artistic rendition that simulates expertly the overwhelming anxiety of a 911 operator in a world that’s falling apart around him. The film is helmed by an absol...
Published 3 October 2021
4.5/5 · 2021
“Why Greatness? Why Is Goodness Not Enough?” The Green Knight is another fantastically shot thinker of a film from A24. Leaving the cinema my thoughts were consumed by the film'...
Published 29 September 2021
3.5/5 · 2021
If you’ve ever wondering what Adam Driver looked like singing while performing cunnilingus, then have I got the film for you. Annette is strange. There’s no other way of putting...
Published 8 September 2021
4/5 · 2021
ShangChi and the Legend of the Ten Rings is another delightful entry into the everexpanding roster of MCU projects. With the MCU making as many projects as they are it’s comfort...
Published 5 September 2021
4/5 · 2020
Captivatingly brilliant, funny and anxiety inducing, Black Bear is a nuanced look at how fiction and reality often get blurred. Aubrey Plaza is just incredible and gives incredi...
Published 29 August 2021
3.5/5 · 2021
Easily the best video game film there has been to date and THE blockbuster of the Summer. While I think this is a film that can be enjoyed by anyone, with the expectation going...
Published 15 August 2021
1/5 · 2021
So I walked into this knowing it’s not going to be a cinematic masterpiece but hoping it would at least be a fun, goofy popcorn movie like it’s predecessor… oh how wrong I was....
Published 15 August 2021
3.5/5 · 2020
Zola is a wild ride, probably what you’d expect from a film that’s based on a Twitter thread, but don’t be turned off by the sound of that because this has a lot more to offer t...
Published 13 August 2021
4/5 · 2007
There’s a lot to love here. Gyllenhaal delivers an absolutely scenestealing performance that kept me engrossed throughout the lengthy runtime. The subversions the film uses in t...
Published 6 August 2021
4/5 · 2021
James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad is an absolute blast, far and away better than the train wreck of its predecessor. This is exactly what the film had to be, a funny, gory, actionp...
Published 1 August 2021
1/5 · 2021
This film is an abomination. What should’ve been an entertaining popcorn flick is instead a generic action film with no ounce of effort into making its screenplay believable. Ye...
Published 30 July 2021
4/5 · 2021
Loki continues the trend of the MCU shows being brilliant character studies of already established characters in the universe, by giving them time to breath and really flesh out...
Published 15 July 2021