2.5/5 · 2022
Uncharted
Y’know what, it wasn’t that bad. As a huge fan of the games I had zero expectations going into this, I didn’t like any of the promotional material, I didn’t really like the cast...
Published 15 February 2022
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2.5/5 · 2022
Y’know what, it wasn’t that bad. As a huge fan of the games I had zero expectations going into this, I didn’t like any of the promotional material, I didn’t really like the cast...
Published 15 February 2022
2.5/5 · 2021
A Kenneth Branagh film with no Dutch angles?!? I’m shocked. An emotional resonant and cute picturesque account told through the eyes of a child of living in Belfast during a tim...
Published 30 January 2022
2/5 · 2021
Mediocrity at its finest. Nothing about this film felt special, and especially coming from a man as acclaimed as Aaron Sorkin this comes as a huge disappointment. The thing that...
Published 12 January 2022
1/5 · 2021
Don’t you just love when your main characters are one dimensional stereotypes: the girlboss, the gay and the Rock. The majority of the jokes, throughout this far too long of a r...
Published 10 January 2022
4/5 · 2021
After seeing House of Gucci, I was feeling trepidatious with the prospect of sitting down and watching another 3hour Ridley Scott feature, but my fears were misplaced. I'm stunn...
Published 8 January 2022
4/5 · 2021
<iSaw in 35mm</i Licorice Pizza is the comedy film of the year, a genuinely nonstop fun ride that completely immerses you in the world of 70s LA. PTA is so loose with structure...
Published 4 January 2022
4/5 · 2021
McKay is certainly not subtle with what he’s trying to do with this film, yet I don’t think that stops Don’t Look Up from being a fantastic, timely examination on the media, the...
Published 25 December 2021
3/5 · 2021
Up until the last episode the show was looking like it was going to be the most consistent of the D+ shows so far. However, the last episode was so messy and poorly handled that...
Published 24 December 2021
1/5 · 2021
Possibly one of the worst directed films in recent memory, and what’s more surprising is that it’s coming from one of the world’s most prolific modernday directors. From scene t...
Published 22 December 2021
3.5/5 · 2021
There’s something so oxymoronic about the buffest guys you’ve ever seen doing ballet in the streets of New York. Spielberg directs the shit out of this film. It’s a technically...
Published 21 December 2021
5/5 · 2021
A film franchise hopes and dreams to have a film in their catalogue that transcends what a normal film is, to become something more, to be an event in cinema that has collective...
Published 19 December 2021
4.5/5 · 2019
This film is the essence of “With great power comes great responsibility”. Instead of giving Peter this speech, he learns this lesson throughout the course of the film, opting f...
Published 14 December 2021
4.5/5 · 2017
While this isn’t the typical SpiderMan story we’re used to, SpiderMan Homecoming is a thoroughly refreshing addition into the catalogue of ever expanding Spidey movies. Many of...
Published 13 December 2021
1.5/5 · 2014
How many times can one person say Oxford in a single sentence? Well strap in cause this film will test those limits. This is the most disappointing of the SpiderMan films, as it...
Published 12 December 2021
2.5/5 · 2012
Much like the Raimi trilogy there’s a plethora of issues with The Amazing SpiderMan but it has one thing that trilogy never did: chemistry. To me, this film is truly the antiRai...
Published 11 December 2021
1.5/5 · 2007
“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye” Ok I fully went into this movie expecting a train wreck, due to public perception of the film and just the general track record of how I’ve...
Published 8 December 2021
3/5 · 2004
SpiderMan 2 is a vast improvement over its predecessor but claiming this is alongside The Dark Knight as objectively incredible CMBs is baffling. This isn’t the masterpiece so m...
Published 3 December 2021
4/5 · 2021
(I don’t normally log series on here but as this is a remake of Bergman’s film I believe it’s intention was to be watched as a film) So I’m currently in my stressful exam period...
Published 29 November 2021
3.5/5 · 2021
Eternals marks the 30th project that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and promised to deliver something we’ve never seen before from Marvel. Helmed by Chloé Zhao, an...
Published 14 November 2021
5/5 · 2021
“Fear is the mind killer.” Once every few decades we’re graced with a epic, aweinspiring scifi/fantasy masterpiece like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings, Dune is the next great to...
Published 26 October 2021
1/5 · 2021
If I took one thing away from this film, it’s that anyone can write a Hollywood blockbuster even a 4yearold child. The writing in this film is on another level of bad. The first...
Published 21 October 2021
3.5/5 · 2021
London Film Festival Watch 6 Joel Coen’s first solo outing as a director makes for one of the most visually striking films ever put to the big screen. Every single frame is perf...
Published 19 October 2021
4/5 · 2021
London Film Festival Watch 5 The unofficial prequel to Pixar’s Cars. Shocked is putting it lightly. Titane is a grotesque, insane trip of a film that deserves to be seen on the...
Published 18 October 2021
4/5 · 2021
London Film Festival Watch 4 Jane Campion’s The Power of the Dog is a slow methodical examination of character dynamics set in the Midwest in the 1920s. It follows Phil Burbank,...
Published 15 October 2021